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Once upon a timer, @LaurenGoLightly rode off into Mars with ents #atlibs
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One time @cyproject was cruising the streets in his convertible and crashed into beer and cried for 6 hours #atlibs
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When @birthdayzoot said Are you an angel?. I knew he wanted to zip my zucchini! It was out of this Pluto! #atlibs
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@matthew_schultz is nothing but a back porch sitar player, desperate for blood oranges. #atlibs
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The reports of Rex Riepe's volcanic eruption have been quietly exaggerated. @lib #atlibs
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While riding atop a okapi, @RexR kept shouting "Avast, ye mauve scurvy goat milkers!" Took 27 police to make the arrest. #atlibs
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They found a train set in Rex Riepe's left lung? I'm inane! #atlibs
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Once was a scintillating moonbeam from Sea of Tranquility who codify in a spoon. What a sign! #atlibs
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"Don't proselytize the azure moon" --kthompso #atlibs
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While riding atop a cow, thathancockguy kept shouting "Avast, ye blue scurvy lawyer!" Took twenty one police to make the arrest. #atlibs
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